Showing posts with label Castlevania. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Castlevania. Show all posts

Sunday, November 27, 2011

The top 9 most controversial video game foods


The holidays are finally here and with that comes the requisite avalanche of food and tsunami of triple-A titles you'll never have enough time to finish. In honor of all the food you're probably wasting, we at Gamer's Guide to Life want to recognize some of our favorite games for implementing the life-giving sustenance we all know and love. What better way to enjoy holiday nourishment than analyzing the digital version? 

You might not think about it, question it or even believe it has any relevance whatsoever to video games, but food is a pretty important product of their design. Much like the real world, without proper sustenance our bodies would shrivel up and disintegrate into the uncaring winds of the world. Well, video game characters would simply respawn but that's beside the point. So while you're diving deep into those household delicacies, take a moment with me and explore the most believable food integration in these nine video games. 
 

Monday, August 9, 2010

Castlevania: Harmony of Despair Review


 Loot is in chests. Everyone loves loot.Castlevania has always been one of my gaming soft spots. Not only did it introduce me to insanely asinine enemies and heinous staircases, but it presented an addictive atmosphere riddled with mythological monsters, magic, and absolutely rockin’ music. When I heard Harmony of Despair was going to combine all my favorite Castlevania heroes under a six-player multiplayer banner, I calmly excused myself, promptly stepped through an alternate dimensional portal, levied my hands and channeled a nuclear laser blast at the nearest mountain while screaming in unadulterated joy.

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